he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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