She said her name was "party"
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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