he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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