i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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