The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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