i may or may not be watching the land before time
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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