Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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