Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
you're hired as official boob wrangler