this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
