i just made my gag reflex go away.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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