Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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