Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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