I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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