...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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