ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10