Only a mothe r could love this liver
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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