Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I AM VODKA MAN
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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