talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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