I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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