awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Randomize
