I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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