piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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