hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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