Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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