I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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