But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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