Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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