She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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