You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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