My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
