did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
handjob tips. give me some.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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