I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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