i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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