She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..