Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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