I must be too annoying 4 u.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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