Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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