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i just google imaged poop.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...