Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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