When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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