i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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