I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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