They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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