...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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