The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
