let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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