Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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