she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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