O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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