I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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