New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize