Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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