Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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