No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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