I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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