so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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