I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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