I didn't shave. On purpose
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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