I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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